January 2011
My Mom's list of rituals on New Years Eve
1.) No chicken to be served 2.) No papaya 3.) Red pouch hung by the door with coins inside 4.) One penny & a loaf of bread on the table 5.) Wear yellow underwear 6.) Wear something with polka dots or fish 7.) 13 different kinds of fruits on the table w/ one round 8.) Swallow 12 small grapes at midnight - chew as fast as you can 9.) Be sure to have plenty of sugar, salt & rice. Fill the...
December 2010
Dear Creeper,
whoever you are, you’re creeping me out visiting every page possible on my tumblr. What exactly are you looking for digging deep into my past? Get the fuck over it. The past is the past, so what’s your deal? Grow some balls; man up; cry me a fucking river, build a bridge and get the fuck over it.
A new year is approaching so I suggest one of your new years resolutions be to let...
“Whenever you smile, someone dies.”
– Lee (a comeback to my sister Leslie)
HAHA
D’awww, my mommy said to David, “I consider you like my family now.”
It’s about damn time mom! Where the hell have you been these last 5 years?
Swear.Â
I think the reality of it all came to her when she saw our rings.<3
Ohhhhhh mother…
The phone rings... and there's a chain of...
Dad: Lorie...
Me: Papa...?
Lee: Leslie...
Leslie: UGH.... "Hello?" - Papa...
Me: hahaha...
Papa El: Haha, it went back to your dad.
“I got a lot if compliments on my ring today - people kept on asking if I got...”
– David
“I almost called Kuya Lee Ate.”
– Leslie
5 tags
“When Emba gets hungry, she starts to sweat.”
– Leslie
Watchbrandonneedsalife:
LMFAO what we find inside the apple computers >:D
.___________. she needs to wipe that goofy look off her face.
All good fun.
Me: (staring at David's zit in between his eyebrows)
David: I hate you! Stop staring at my pimple!
Me: hahahah, how can you tell I'm staring at it?
David: cause I can see your eyes, stupid!
Me: what'd they look like?
David: like someone who wants to get beat up.
Me: (laughing my ass off)
David: yeah, uh-huh keep laughing and see what happens
Me: (still laughing)
Idiots cont.
David: You're not even helping me!
Me: Why do I need to help you? - What are you looking for?
David: My cell phone.
Me: Want me to call it?
David: Yes.
Me: (calling)
David: (vibrating in his pocket - stares at me)
Me: IDIOT!
David: Sorry!
Cooking & Idiots.
Me: you don't know how to cook anything! All you know how to cook is scrambled eggs!
David: shut up! I know how to grill! You don't even know what grilling is!
Me: Omg, Yes I do!
David: what's grilling then?
Me: You just throw it on the grill, duh!
David: No! You idiot!
Me: AHHHH! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
David: No I'm not. You're an idiot, IDIOT!
Me: Making time for idiots only makes you an idiot! Therefore, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
David: What are you talking about?
Me: Duuuuh, you're calling me an idiot and you're making tome for me, so you're an idiot too! Gosh...
The 4 L's: Lorie, Luke, Lee & Leslie
Luke: I'm not thin, I'm thick! -flex-
Leslie: You should get fatter.
Luke: I am fatter (shows stomach)
Leslie: You should get fatter so you can be a sumo wrestler!
Lee & I: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Luke: I don't have the body type for that, dumbass!
Lee & I: Hahahahahah!
LOL siblings.
Leslie: I saw a airplane that flies!
Luke: Leslie that's freakin' redundant.
“Rhino’s smell like tea!”
– David (-__-)
Musubi
David: Thanks baby! You're the best!
Me: Mhm.
David: When we're married, you're gonna make a hundred of these!
Me: -__-"
David: Don't worry - I'll help you
Mom: How can you help? You can't even make the rice!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH
David: HEY, I can make the rice...